Monday, July 6, 2009

09 Dodge challenger Vapor

This Machine was built by Galpin Auto sports and U.S Airforce, Basically this car is built like a stealth jet, seriously. Its got special radar blocking black paint, stealth exhaust to run virtually silent, roof mounted camera and other stupid stuff. This is basically a toy to entice young hopefuls to a military career in America as they are touring high schools and car shows to show the dodge off. I mean when are you going to ever need so much shit in your car?, when your running away from David Hasselhoff driving drunk in the night rider I'm guessing.

Lacost going all 80's?

The preppy boys, Lacost have released these pixilated, 80's inspired tennis shoes. Named "Ibiza" after Ibiza island........ (yup) lol. Anyways I think these are nice, sort of reminds me of teh transformation MJ went through. JOKES.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

J. armz "How to be an mc vol 59"

This Mixtape of pure instrumentals are sick, for all those who like the beat but not the rapper lol here it is. Includes neptunes, boy 1da, dr dre and many more. CBF finding a download link but if your the type who just want to listen with out the download here

Im back on my blog shit!

OZA!. Yes its been a minute since i been back on blog spot reasons for my absence.

1. I gots a j.o.b son, money is to be made in this recession. so after a good 9-5 i come back and I'm glocked from work, just cant summon the energy to blog or to even type (weak).

2. My Internet was fucked!. If you live in NZ then you know about the internet!, internet here is a total waste compared to the rest of the world.

3. I been recording joints with local hipsters and hustlers.

UGH! something on a different note,

1. Big shout out to a trend setter Ethan Karena (big remix). Main man since free styling at someones crib slurping on jelly vodka. Can't forget to mention his lovely g.f Dove, the only girl i know rocking yeezy's!.

2. Props no Nish, K & Nate dogg big people love no homo. ahhaa.

3. Astly Lee and Peleina Guthrie future of the world rests in your hands!.

4. Maddy aka Ya boy, Ether boy and (new) Maddy Mansion, Ghost face killa my nigs.

5. Saint Tim and Architect, My condolences to the beats your slaughter.

6. Hipster, Sheahan Huri (future topic of blog coming soon).

7. Too all the people that stayed out in the cold to wait for the yeezy's. hi 5!.

Remember not a g as in gangster but a g as in grinder. Hustle hard!

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Goldie gold! and such gold it is

In times like these you gotta use your head!. How do i save money? and where should i spend it?. well my friends invest in gold!, gold is the motherfucker that humans been fighting for since....the dude that picked up a gold nugget in a river and carved a $2 sign on it. Gold would be Mila Kunis being the only woman on earth. Gold is one of those things that we can't get enough of. So being the Helpful guy I am, I posted up some shit that's gold that you might want to invest in.

(Invest in some 14k gold supra kicks, this way at least you letting people know your intelligent enough put some gold not only in your teeth but your feet!)

(Use your natural resources, be like Lilly Allen and dig for your on gold!)

(You know why slick Rick is the man!?, because he knew the recession was coming. He invested in gold way back, look at him!, with his eye patch and his charming smile!)

(A gold plated iPhone!, so when you talk at least people know the only language you talk is money!).

And there you have it!. peace, I'm going to dip my body in gold and sell myself to the highest bidder.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

A book with a hole. what do you do with the hole?

Ok this post is a bit weird but whats weird?, is weird having a book with a hole through out all the pages so one could stick his man sausage through it?. If yes then your normal and if you thought no then i guess you should take a very hard look in the mirror. Penis Pokey is a book by Christopher Behrens where you ultimately insert your log and create a story using the illustrations in the book making your salami the star of it all. Haha they should have a page with Paul Holmes face with a hole on the forehead.

Lego life!

Love Lego or hate Lego somebody you know had/has Lego and for those who still have Lego keep building. I remember when I was a kid, I used to steal my neighbours Lego to add to my ghetto collection of miss matched blocks. I did get caught in the end, my mum told me to return them and write a letter of apology, this was at the age of 7. Enough about my childhood, Lego has now become apart of fashion as it is apart of ones childish obsession and it's rated cool to wear a Lego rope chain, watch or 4 finger ring ha!, personally I think its cool to have a hint of Lego on your getup, it shows that your willing to be creative and open to new things. That was my personal opinion, comment this if you think I'm a down well tart or that I'm pretty cool lol. Xo beechheees.
(the word "Lego" was used 8 times. lol)

Ah! strong shampoo

Remember the good 'ol day's when you hopped into the shower and make funny shapes with your hair?, well I do and that's why I posted this add up so you Internet fiends can share the same thoughts. (assuming that you did have a shower and/or shampoo).


Dope painting by David Hinnebusch. What do you feel when you see this?. I know that was a swanky wanky question, but art is about feeling and mistakes. Be a man and cry a Little when you see a painting of a bird that's burning, but not burning, but has a flame sorta like Phoenix, ask yourself "how does this make me feel?".

Hot - Jesse Ashlock

Jesse Ashlock so hot. Yeah yeah google image her. LOVE FOR COLLECT.

Fail - burger king - Auckland cbd

Haha such a Fail. I felt sorry for this guy but not sorry enough, so i took this pic and blog about him. boooyaah.

On the street - NYC

I agree with the Sartorialist!, this lady has mad style. Her hair, top, bag and her shorts. big props.

This made me laugh lol

This made me laugh, can you imagine living in this house?. I heavily advise to leave your gats, machetes and needles at home. xoxo beeccchhheesss.

Monday, May 11, 2009

Get to know! - Photons - indie pop

Photons is a indie pop band hailing from San Francisco. The eight member band released an EP self titled "Photons" in 2008, was a very promising debut that had indie sites buzzing. check out their song "where were you last night" isssss goooood.

Rocawear R+ Evolution high top

These are hot, I like these a bit more then the Air Yeezy.